The amazing warm weather has me one very happy housewife and one very sad housewife all in the same moment. For you know that I adore the warm weather and the need for having lawn care men around my house. I hire nothing but the hottest and well yes if they are college age so be it. Well what is making me one very unhappy horny phone sex housewife is the fact the west coast is in a drought.
What does this mean?
My lawn is near dead. Now I have always been one to adhere to the brown in beautiful in more than one way even in lawn care. I never water it let mother nature do its thing. However, Mother Nature is not helping this horny woman along with helping the grass grow the good old way of having it rain. Without the grass growing how can I have those tan hard body guys come over to mow the lawn?
Honestly, this isnt just for my benefit. You gentlemen benefit as well in the way of some amazing younger men fucking the bored housewife fantasies which I share on the phone with you. Who knows if those lawn boys came around more often I could get to know them far better and the stories I told could be more than some horny phone sex housewife’s fantasy.
Ideally that is what I would like. Some fine young man inspiring the sex stories I tell you on a more intimate level.
Well I am off to go perform some rain dance and hope that will work even though the weatherman issued and extreme heat warning. Perhaps he was issuing it cause I was about to go out dancing in the yard?
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